Karmaloop.com

So, for a bit of time, I did a stint as a freelance copywriter for Karmaloop.com (now also located in a brick and mortar store on Newbury St.) . The assignment was to make the descriptions as out of the box as possible while still making the fashions, you know, desirable. Here are a couple of my favorites:

(Again, sans pictures. You'll see the real thing in person. Be patient.)

Bianca Top
Dojo? Oh no! Just because you can chop blocks of cement into two doesn’t mean you have to wear a dowdy karate uniform. We’ve cut off the sleeves and shoulder, but kept the sash (with decorative stitching, no less!) to give you a functional tube top: vanquish your enemies during the day, be the belle of the Sushi Social at night.
Bianca top by Kitchen Orange has a wide upper band. 62% cotton, 33% nylon, 5% spandex.
Original: $62.00Sale: $43.4030% Savings

Working Girl Pant
Whether you're CEO or on the assembly line, there is one great equalizer throughout women-dom: a great pair of chino cargo pants. (Well, there might be a couple others, but chinos are awfully important.) Here's a cut that looks good on absolutely everyone - just a little baggy with a slight flare. After 6 o'clock, we're all just women, right? Don't we all just want to look fabulous? That's right, it's clothing for the people by UFO.
Light weight micro twill pant has fixed waist, cargo pockets with velcro closures and knee pleats. 31" inseam.$52.00 Click for Currency Converter

Tropic Pant
We're jealous. We wish we could be like you and drop everything to move to St. Lucia. Who knew you could make a living foraging for seashells during the day and making daiquiris at night? Luckily, the one pair of pants that you packed is versatile enough for both. They're cropped with drawstrings at the waist and cuffs, and buttons run up the outside seams for when you need to roll them up to wade deeper into the balmy blue. The striped waistband draws eyes to your perfectly tanned middle. So...do you think there's room in your beach hut for a few more people? 19 1/2" inseam.$62.00 Click for Currency Converter